vineri, 24 septembrie 2010

Teapa pe net

Am avut la vanzare o motocicleta, Honda CBR 125CC pe Autovite.


Se pare ca niste Africano-Hackeri au hotarat ca noi romanii suntem mai prosti si putem fi tapitii usor.
Atasez mail-uri :
El se pare ca scrie cu google translate, cea ce e putin fustrant pana iti dai seama cam ce vrea sa spuna.


Primul mail al lui care vine direct de pe autovite :

Hello Mr/Mme
I am Mr. Charles Perriez, I am owner managing d' a store of motor bike in Africa of l' west precisely ivory Cost.
 I have just seen your advertisement of motor bike and I am interest by your motor bike, j' would like to have more details on the price and l' mechanical state of the motor bike if possible to forward me 2 or 3 photographs of the motor bike.
 I am on standby to read you thank you.
 Very Cordially Mr. Charles Perriez
 

STORE MOTOR BIKE MORE
10 BP 123 ABIDJAN 10
Telph: 0022508132730
Fax: 0022508132727



Mai credul de fel ii raspund  si ii dau omului link cu poze si ii si explic in ce stare este motocicleta.
Raspunde el la al meu mail :


Hello Mr
 I have just read you and I thank you  the details.
 I hold has what you know that I am at present in Africa of l' west precisely in Ivory Cost and my department store is in Belgium.
 J' would like to know your last price so that I can pay you before L to arrive of my forwarding agent on your premise for the recovery of the motor bike.
 I am on standby to read you thank you.
 Very Cordially. 


Raspund omului cu ultimul meu pret.
Raspunde el :

Good evening Mr. 
I have just read you and I am d' agreement for the price.
However please make me m' to indicate the means of payment which are appropriate to you so that I can pay you before l' to arrive of my forwarding agent on your premise for the recovery of the motor bike.
I am on standby to read you thank you.
Very Cordially Mr. Charles Perriez.


Incep sa am niste dubii, dar daca omu zice ca ma plateste de ce sa nu incerc. Asa ca ii dau un cont care il am mereu gol. Un fel de cont de rezerva, il folosesc deobicei pt cumparaturi de pe net.
Raspunde el :

Good evening Mr.
J' received your refer banking and tomorrow morning I will go has my bank to carry out you the transfer one that will be done I will forward to you an email of confirmation.
For recovery my forwarding agent will come has your address for recovered the motor bike thank you.
Very Cordially Mr. Charles Perriez


Aici deja ma gandeam daca o fi sau nu teapa, cum lucreaza astia daca sunt teapa, si nu astept mult si imi vine si raspunsul:

Hello Mr.
I went has my bank this morning with an aim of carrying out you the transfer of 1000 Euros.
To my my manager of account arrives my known as if I carry out you a transfer of 1000 Euros on your account, the transfer will be to block by the COMMISSION OF CONTOLE ZONE UEMOA and we will have taxes has to pay at the AUDIT BOARD ZONE UEMOA before the transfer can be to free on your account.
me j' will have a tax of 99 euros and you a tax of 95 euros being given that c' is me which have formula the request d' purchase I wish to add your share of the tax to the transfer.
C' has to say I am carry out you a transfer of 1095 euros.
If you summers thus d' agreement has to pay to your tax the AUDIT BOARD so that the transfer can be to free on your account, which my known as my banker, I you will carry out the transfer as of EC after midday.
J' await your decision before any engagement spend a very good day.
Very Cordially Mr. Charles Perriez.


Raspunde eu :

Hello Mr. Charles,

I don't understand much from your email. I suppose that you used google translate.
Anyway, as I understood that you will pay me 1095 eur that I can redraw 1.000 eur as we agreed.
I don't know exactly what taxes are you talking about but since I will redraw 1.000 eur I don't have any problems with the transaction.

If I didn't understand well please try to explain me once more.

Raspunde el :

Hello Mr.
I have just read you this morning when I went has my bank to carry out you the transfer, my banker m' said if I to carry out you the transfer of 1000 euros the transfer will be to block by the Audit Board zone uemoa and we have taxes has to pay avnt that the transfer can be to free on your account me j' will have a tax of 99 euros and you a tax of 95 euros being to give that C ' is me which want to buy to your motor bike I m' engage has to add the tax which you owe that to pay at the Audit Board on the amount of the motor bike what returns has to say that I will carry out you a transfer of 1095 euros so that once the transfer is released on your account will find you the 95 euros to advance at the Audit Board.
If you summers d' agreement has to pay the share of your tax I will carry out you tomorrow the transfer.
I am on standby of your agreement thank you.
Very Cordially Mr. Charles Perriez


OK, imi dau seama ca e teapa, dar hai sa vedem ce se intampla mai departe.
Ii zic omului ca il platesc, dar sa imi spuna cum :

Hello Mr.
I you have just read and you summers d' agreement has to pay the share of your tax.
Once j' will have finished carrying out you the transfer the Audit Board will contact us in order to indicate to us how to pay our different taxes.
However j' would once like to have your agreement because me if the Audit Board contact me I will pay the share of my tax and if you not to pay not holds it you will make me lose l' money.
I am on standby of your acord thank you.
Very Cordially Mr. Charles Perriez


Ok, astept si raspunde a doua zi (plus atasamentul):
Hello Mr.
I have just carried out you the transfer has my bank.
I you board make received scanner transfer that j' have to you board put in enclosure.
However we will wait until the Audit Board contacts us so qu' have can pay our taxes.
Please hold me to inform thank you.
Mr. Charles Perriez


Atasamentul dupa cum se vede este un fals de cea mai proasta calitate. Ma si gandeam daca oamenii astia chiar reusesc sa pacaleasca pe cineva cu falsurile astea de 2 bani.
Anyway ... mergem mai departe, sa vedem ce au e gand.
Asa ca ma contacteaza forma aia juridica de imi opresc mie bani si trebe sa ii deblochez prin a plati taxa de 90-95 de eur (plus un attachment in word) :


Hello Mr. VLAD HORBANIUC

We have a transfer in authority of 1095 Euros coming from Mr. CHARLES PERRIEZ.
We invite you has to return to you to the post office of your locality in order to regulate the share of your tax which of 95 Euros by carrying out a mandate cash Western Union with the name and first name of our accountant Mrs. TOURE SILVIE located has L addresses to Audit Board HOLY STREET MARIE 12 BP 1963 ABIDJAN 12/ IVORY COST.

After having made the mandate you forwarded to us to references of the transfer or you scanner the receipt of the transfer and to you it forwarded by email.

Once we received the references of the transfer we will carry out the releasing of the transfer of the today on your account.
We are on standby references of the transfer.

PLEASE RECEIVE OUR SINCERE GREETING MORE DISTINGUISHES.
Mr. MALAN ELOH (police chief)
AUDIT BOARD ZONE UEMOA.
TELPH: +225 46 07 46 03


Bun ca sa atat un pic lucrurile le scriu acest mail (catre cumparator cat si catre audit board):

I have just been contact by the Audit Board. Before I will make the payment I want you to send me your ID card scanned.

Si boom, incredibil dar adevarat oamenii imi trimit copie dupa pasapoartele lor (a durat ceva) . Very funny indeed.

Pasaport comisar politie audit board :













Pasaport agent care ar trebui sa vina sa imi ridice motocicleta:

Acum nu stiu cat de bine se vede in pozele atasate de mine, dar in pdf-urile trimise de ei se vedea clar ca poza  este atasat peste alta (cea originala a pasaportului in cauza).

Anyway, hai sa continuam. Asa ca imi vine mie o idee si le scriu urmatorul email :

Hello Sirs,

I went to days ago to pay my taxes to western union as you asked me to.
Anyway I have a problem regarding the payment. 
I went to western union to pay the 95 euro + 9 euro taxes, and I had 200 euro with me. The lady who made the transfer sent you 195 euro = 179 euro + 16 taxes instead of 95.
She sent to you 195 euro, and I realized this after she gave me the change to 200 euro.
So I said to her to stop the money. Since 2 days ago I try to get my money back from western union but it seems that they blocked me the money somewhere and they can't give me the money back so soon.
I don't understand this bullshit but it seems is the way it is.
So now I have the money blocked in some account, and to take them back I have to fill some papers to ask them to give me my money back, and this can take between 30 and 60 days.
Since you said that you have a buyer for my bike I propose you this deal :

I have to give you 95 euro + 9 taxes = 104 euro.
The difference is 91 euro that I paid extra.
So if you send me by western union 91 euro = 82 euro + 9 taxes, I will be happy that at least I recovered 82 Euros and lose only 9 euro, and I will release the hole sum of 195 euro to come to you.

I'm waiting for your answer.

PS: I can scan you the western union sending form if you want.

Si mie mi se pare fun sa termin povestirea aici. Ce s-a intamplat dupa ... who knows :)).
Adresele respectivilor de email :
charlesperriez@yahoo.fr - Mr. Charles Perriez
cczonesuemoa@gmail.com - Mr. MALAN ELOH

Poate voi posta si ultimul mail ... ma mai gandesc.


11 comentarii:

  1. nuuu...vreau si ultimuuuuuuuul. c'mon now!

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  2. :)) dar ultimul o sa strice fun-ul . :)

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  3. acum iti dai seama ca m-ai facut curios tare...din blog in blog, am dat si peste blogul tau.am stat 10 minute si am citit kkturile astea :)), chiar daca stiam in mare despre ce e vorba..
    acum da-mi frate si ultimul mail ca mor aici :))

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  4. :) http://stupefiat.blogspot.com/2010/10/teapa-pe-net-ultimul-mail.html

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  5. The Guys tried the trick on me too... (W. from Hungary)

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  6. Ai grija cu joaca asta ca iti ia tot ce vor ei ca nu sunt prosti si s-ar putea sa plangi in barba..Deasemenea stiu si eu pe cineva care a fc misto de unul la fel ca tine si acum saracu din 2 in 2 saptamani face vizite pe la politie sa dea cu subsemnatu pe diverse fraude pe numele lui...El nici nu si-a dat numele real dar baietii l-au localizat si au aflat tot de pe el..La fel ca tine un simplu mail a trimis si facea misto de ei pana unul sa suparat si la facut de acum saracu isi plabge in barba singur ..Si acum regreta si spune ca, mai bine tacea si nu facea misto de ei..Sper sa nu patesti la fel dar ai grija nu raspundeti si faceti misto de ei ca vo luati sigur...

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  7. asa o fi ... dar nu cred ca este si cazul meu.

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  8. in ulimul mail zice ca fraerii au pus banii :)

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  9. bestial... tocmai si eu am primit mail de la omul asta de pe coasta de fildes...

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  10. da te rog.. posteaza... ce au spus in ultimul mail?

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